Keegan: Mom, what are you doing?
Me: Coloring my hair.
Keegan: You mean you’re coloring your hair a different color?!?
Me: No silly, I’m just covering the grey.
Keegan: YOU have grey hair?!?
Me: Just a little.
Keegan: I cannot believe you have been tricking me! All this time I thought you were young! How old are you? Like 72?!?